Coffee's Fanfiction

A collection of most of the fanfiction I've written over the years. Most will be links to AO3, but fics that I'm not planning to post there will be found here.

(Please mind the ratings. I don't keep being child friendly in mind when I write.)

Lost Stars

Incomplete - Updated May 17, 2014 - Unrated (so far T)

Long ago, England made a deal with the dark fairies that they would only take children that had been lost and abandoned to keep them from stealing them from his villagers. In exchange, they were allowed to take one thing that he would love and lose in the future. And now they've come to collect, and the price is much steeper than anyone could have predicted.

The Rose Bush

Incomplete - Updated Dec 30, 2014 - Rated T

Alfred Jones hadn't wanted to move to London, but with a surprise discovery in one of the rose bushes in their new house, maybe it won't be so bad. And who knew fairies liked tea so much?

Violet Turned Red

Incomplete/Hiatus - Updated Jan 7, 2015 - Rated M

Due to her inability to watch someone die, Seras gets her first fledgling. Who it is surprises everyone, her master and childe especially. When the Preventers and Hellsing work together, evil doesn't stand a chance.

Dragon and Phoenix

Incomplete/Hiatus - Updated Sept 1, 2016 - Rated M (so far)

Nearly five years after the war, Wufei goes on leave and never returns. A year later, someone finds him, one nobody expected to see alive, much less in the mountains of China. Wufei least of all. Treize learns that living with dragons could be more literal than he ever expected, & Wufei learns that protecting the remnants of his clan can be so much more complicated.

Dragon in my Hand

Incomplete/Hiatus - Updated Sept 17, 2018 - Rated M

Hit by a strange and experimental weapon, Wufei finds himself shrunken down to four inches tall, and in the hands of the enemy. Though with the way he's being treated, how long will he be able to call them that?

Fun Curses with Catboys

Completed Jul 3, 2020 - Rated E

When Wufei leaves the Preventers, Duo goes snooping and finds out some things about his favorite (crush) loner. Like his hobbies in gardening, rare book collecting, and… magic? Probably shouldn’t have touched that, Duo. Good thing it’s a fun curse, and there’s a sexy wizard around to help out. (Written for Gundam Pride 2020.)

Emergence

Completed Jul 27, 2020 - Rated T

When the war ended, things went a little strange. First, Duo vanished after never having let them see him in person. Then, years later, a tiny race of people are discovered. And that's just the start of things.

Voodoo I Do You

Completed Sept 4, 2020 - Rated E

When Wufei is given a doll that looks an awfully lot like their local necromancer (and his biggest crush) with a perfectly scandalous set of spells on it, he's hard-pressed to resist. Only, it turns out the doll doesn't just look like Duo. There's powerful magic at play.

Annoyance Sacrificed

Completed Sept 4, 2020 - Rated E

Being the immortal lover of a god has some real complications. Up to and including be regularly kidnapped to be given as an offering to said god. Too bad Duo thinks it's funny.

Claimed by Death

Completed Sept 15, 2020

At the end of his life, Heero is ready for Death to come and claim him. And claim him he does.

Many Names

Completed Jan 2, 2021 - Rated T

Many years after the war, the last pilot left alive has a talk with an old friend who never was.

Conversations of Life and Death

Completed Feb 1, 2021 - Rated T

Life convinces Death to take a shot at doing some living himself. Set before the plot of the series. Very little to do with actual canon events.

To Mate a Dragon

Updated May 6, 2021 - Rated E

Duo had known he wanted a piece of the TA's ass since the first time he'd seen him. Finding out that dragons were real and that one Chang Wufei was one? Hadn't dimmed that desire down one bit, even after he found out the very... different ways that dragons court. So with a bit of magical help to deal with the details, he's going for it.

Touched by the Stars

Updated Oct 1, 2022 - Rated E

University instructor Chang Wufei didn't even believe in aliens, much less intentionally attract their attention. But that doesn't mean much when they decided he'd be the ideal final mate for their group and scoop him off of the planet to take home to their queen. Enjoying him on the trip there, of course.

Bride Promised

Updated May 15, 2023 - Rated E

The bastard son of a lord, Duo is kept away in a small but oddly prosperous village surrounded in a forest that no one enters. But when Duo becomes the only omega still unmarried past coming of age, the village tending him becomes worried and tries to force him into a marriage that he does not want with the arrival of his latest heat. But he never expected to find the very reason the woods were forbidden when he escapes into them, or for that reason to find HIM. The village's darkest secrets come to light, and Duo isn't the only one needing to be freed.

Red and Blue Makes Purple

Updated

Desc

Living Shinigami

Completed - Rated M

Desc

The Clock Moves Backwards

Updated

Desc

Return of the King

Completed - Rated T

Desc

A Thief in One Life, A Thief in the Next

Completed - Rated E

GWYYH crossover. Working for the Preventers after the war, Duo is assigned to watch over two new agents by the names of Shuuichi Minamino and Hiei Jaganshi, but why is Shuuichi so similar to Duo's old thieving partner from the Makai? 2x1, 3x4 HxK (Note: Super old fic. I was young, and I was kinda dumb. Please show mercy.)

Chimera Moments

Abandoned - Rated T

Oneshots to go with "A Thief in One Life, a Thief in the Next."

Koorime to Circus Clowns - Family Tree in the Parking Lot

Ice Maiden's Mulberry Tree

Abandoned - Rated T

Sequel to "A Thief in one Life, a Thief in the Next."

01 - 02 - 03 - 04 - 05

Kitsune's Brother

Completed - Rated T

Desc

Moonlit Love

Completed - Rated G

Desc